they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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