The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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