I think this baby is eyeing my beer
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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