i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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