Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Randomize
