I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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