I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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