Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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