There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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