I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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