Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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