I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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