Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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