If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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