"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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