But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
vagina is talking i cant
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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