nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
