we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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