Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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