i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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