Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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