we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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