I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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