Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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