Sry I called you an 8
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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