Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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