Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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