win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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