He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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