you guys were way drunker than both of me
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
All I want is dick and wine.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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