I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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