and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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