the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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