girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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