Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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