discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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