i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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