hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
the liver wants what the liver wants
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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