I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Randomize
