It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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