But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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