Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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