Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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