She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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