It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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