A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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