It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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