so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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