Non-Jews are for practice
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
this is an emotional support booty call
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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