Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
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