Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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